1. Did you know that CUBS is an acronym?
- Completely Useless by September
- Could U Beat Somebody
- Could you be suckier?
- Can Usually Blow Saves (or Series)
- Completely Useless By Spring
- Champions Until Baseball Starts
- Can Usually Be Swept
- Cork Used By Sammy
- Cubs Acronym
- Cant Undo Being Sucky
- Can't Understand Baseball Scoring
- Can't Understand Baseball Strategy
- Constantly Uttering Bull SH@* (When talking about Cub fans)
- Choke Under Baseball Stress
- Children Use Better Stategies
- Crap up baseball's sanctity
- Completely underachieving batters, starters
- Cry unnecessarily 'bout Stoney
- Constant untimely base-running snafus
- Cubs Utter Baker Sucks
- Continually Upstaged By Sox
2. How does a Cub fan keep score at Wrigley Field?
- He counts the number of beers a girl has until she's drunk
enough to hit on.
3. What's it called when a manager can't win a World Series?